I did NOT tell a friend at my new kickboxing class that I had to leave early in order to give my kids a bath. Then while walking out I did not see two 60 year old women barely sweating keeping up with the instructor and decide to stay. I am much more in shaped than them.
While talking to a friend he mentioned that he had never in 9 years seen the inside of my husband and I’s bedroom. I did NOT lie to him and tell him it was because our dogs are always in there when people come over. I do NOT throw all the unfolded laundry, extra toys, and anything else in there before friends come over.