I did NOT leave my two year old on the potty for 30 minutes the other day because she refused to go poopy. She would NOT cry for a little and then start to sing Angels We Have Heard on High at the top of her lungs. Just to let you all know, she did finally go.I did NOT choose to watch The Office over a romantic Chick Flick for Valentine’s Day. I am NOT obsessed with it and do NOT watch an episode (or 3) every night after putting the girls to bed.
On Valentine’s Day I did NOT let my kids eat cake, candy, and chips non-stop from after lunch on. I did NOT not feed my kids (and husband) dinner even after my 5 year old said, ” I didn’t know we could skip dinner!” And then I did NOT tell her to eat a few more chips so she wouldn’t be hungry before she went to bed. I would NEVER do that!